Is God A Keynesian?
It is no longer just the legions of evangelicals and radical muslims doing God's work - everyone is on the bandwagon. From Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sach's to Osama Bin Laden, even the little bacterium in my large colon -- all loudly proclaiming how much they are exerting themselves on God's behalf. With a payroll like this, it would seem God is conducting the largest job creation project since the WPA. (Sadly, if He called on me, I would be too preoccupied with my new aquaponics project to oblige).
Who authorized this socialist scheme? Good Americans should insist on a subpoena so we can unveil this communist threat. Of course, the "mainstream" media won't touch this story. It is once again up to the TeaBaggers to Carry the Torch of Liberty!
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